Creepsylvania Fast Facts:

Mayor- Simon Von Gremllsnacht

Population- 501,456, 501,455, 501,454, 501,453

Town Motto- Forward to Oblivion!

Official Language- Creepsylvanian

Official Religion- Orthodox Numenism

Official Currency- Pickled Cabbage

Main Export- Tar

Industry- Toxic Waste Disposal, Mortuary Sciences, Agriculture, Home Security, Curio Trading

Average Yearly Rainfall- 58"

Official Holidays- St. Julien's Day, Bog Day, Djurkian Feast, Humor a Subculture Day, Take Your Pet to Work Day, Kick a Gypsy Day

Creepsylvania is a charming hamlet nestled in the Volkov Mountains of Eastern Europe. Our people are warm and welcoming and there is always an open door and a hot meal for foreign travelers. There are many interesting attractions in our town, such as the Museum of Lead, the swamps, and a chain of Curio Shops which boast an enormous array of trinkets and baubles from the Far East and the jungles of darkest Africa.

Every year the festival of St. Julien attracts hundreds of visitors to sample our exotic liquers and beers and listen to the latest in tuba and accordian based music. Heavy Metal is illegal in Creepsylvania, and long haired musician-types are looked at with suspicion, but fans of the tuba are welcome to come and enjoy the traditional songs of our local musicians while eating some delicious fennel sausages and drinking our assorted brews.

Local legends about cemetery-dwelling "Ghouls" have been reported in the media but have no actual basis in fact and are merely the insane ramblings of farmers who have imbibed too much beet wine. Visitors to our peaceful town are as safe as can be and don't have to worry about being disappeared in the night by stinking cannibal fiends.

Please consider Creepsylvania the next time you plan a vacation!