NUMBSKULLS! We have heard your pathetic cries and we have added three shows to the tour in September. They are as follows:
9-9: Brooklyn, NY: St. Vitus
9-14: Charleston, SC: Tin Roof
9-17: New Orleans, LA: Siberia
All of these extra show are with Black Anvil, but Skeletonwitch WILL NOT be playing. End transmission.
Click the link below or click the link above. We don’t care what you click, as long as you buy something.
That’s right, Ghoulunatics… with the power of the Mezmetron that we stole from the Grand Basilisk and his Cult of Hunters, we have been able to break into the broadcast feed of CNT, Creepsylvanian National Television. No one is safe while we spew our rhetoric over the national airwaves. So what have we decided to do with our untold power over the most influential form of media known to mankind? We’re starting an advice show!
That’s right, numbskulls… all you need do is record a short video question on YouTube and send us the link. We’ll answer all your BURNING QUESTIONS. In fact, that’s a pretty good name. I think we’ll call it that. If you’re too lazy to record a video, 1. you suck, and 2. just write to cremator.ghoul @ gmail.com and he’ll read the questions over the air and berate you for being a luddite technophobe.
Check out the preview below for instructions and be sure to subscribe to Ghoul’s YouTube Channel as we add other videos and increase our stranglehold on all forms of your life! Next up… a stranglehold on your fucking neck!
Attention! Ghoul has a new mailing address. Send fan mail, nudes, and well hidden cash to:
PO Box 210385
San Francisco, CA
Include SASE for response. Or email us, which is way faster and cheaper.
Fully screen printed in all its glory, this 50-piece limited edition 18×24″ poster is from a celebrity match-up promoted by Donovich Kingski in Creepsylvania. It was a night of epic bouts that shook the town to the ground; not too difficult a task when all the buildings are made of straw. Get yer hands on one by going directly to the link here for purchasing while supplies last.
Ghoul is horrified to announce that we’ll be playing the first ever Denver Black Sky Fest in beautiful Denver Colorado, USA! Along with such (what’s the opposite of “luminaries”) as Dying Fetus, Exhumed, Skinless, and Speedwolf, we will be rocking the mile high city in its stupid face until it barfs. Wow! Whatta lineup!